After going through facebook I have come to the...
that the majority of my friends are, in fact, idiots who can’t use Google to answer the simple question: “When do the clocks go back?” and instead go into a panic on facebook about not knowing the time and posting silly shit asking what the time is…..says it in the corner of your screen you stupid cunt
It may look easy but tying a bow tie is fucking...
For anon...I hope you have babies one day :')
Anonymous asked: Why are you joining the army? A uniform doesen't make murder right. Soldiers are not heroes.
Had my army interview Thursday:
Went great despite the reels of paperwork I have to fill out again for: 3rd Battalion The Royal Regiment of Scotland (The Black Watch). Going to fucking sail it considering the retards who consider themselves competition: - One guy didn’t grasp the concept of a security door and tried to rip it open - The other kept letting people in despite being told only authorised personnel can - Oh...
Pain is just weakness leaving the body
I had promised myself a nice, quiet weekend with a book,however: Today has been spent with a map (half of the time the wrong way up) planning a gruelling route march for tomorrow while trudging cross country with a 60lb pack. For tomorrow I am back in the role of Physical Training Instructor with a squad of….1. A good friend hoping to pass selection for Sandhurst to be *winces* an...
Now I know that to have a child at 20 is not a good idea and I can see why…but…whenever I see someone my age with a kid I want one. I thought it was only women who were meant to get broody
RIP Steve Jobs
Long may his memory live on for he transformed the way we surf for porn.
Made my evening seeing Oli Sykes get smacked round...