The word 'STOP'
Now to most people this means just that…Stop what you are doing, go no further end of story. Not to some people! Some people seem to think it means carry on and be a jerk. Of course none of this is ever their fault…it never is though is it? Everything is someone elses’ fault, or they are just letting off steam. Well….when I let off steam I go running I don’t...
Someone's standing behind you, looking at what...
bitch can I help YOU!?
Still all over Facebook and Tumblr there are things about Japan: “Support Japan with one click!” What the fuck is that going to achieve? You think that they care that you clicked a link on Facebook? The truth is this: You pretend to care, you try to kid yourself you care and put on a show around others because that is what society demands. Really you don’t care, you are not...
To be honest I can’t be bothered with them right now; too much stress, too much fussing about little things that normally wouldn’t make a difference to you as friends but suddenly if you’re together WOW THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! Hopefully this August will bring good news in the form of getting into Castel and earning La Kepi Blanc, if not back to England to either try again or...
ruiined: Erugh, this is hardly fair. I have to choose between eating this week & next week or buying hair dye &things i actually need. “/ What ever happened to mom actually looking after me? I can’t live off of my Ema alone, surprisingly. simples, don’t dye your hair and use the money to buy crappy asda food
Another pointless task...
Well having spent a day reading the manual for the database at work i can now honestly say….I fell asleep. 500 pages on telling me how to enter contacts, use a specialist calender and send secure emails…..funny all that got covered in the army. However now I can add it to my CV that I am qualified to use a ‘Sage’ database along with: shooting people, stabbing people with...
Dear Japan, It’s a bitch when something sneaks up on you without any warning isn’t it? Love from The boys at Pearl Harbour
Well the plan for France is simple: - Catch a train to Paris from London and book into a dirt cheap hotel - Spend the night out getting drunk as hell and sampling the nightlife - In the morning, after a nice leisurely shower, turn up at the Foreign Legion office and sign 5-7 years of my life away - Try not to get killed - Try not to get my arms, legs and bollocks blown off SIMPLES!!!!
Right…chevrolet impala…hot or not? More to the point who on earth would prefer a subaru impreza over an Impala?!!! The Impala is sexy, elegant but at the same time badass and handsome…a real car! Whereas the Impreza is a chav’s wet dream and is only good for making up for having a small cock
Adieu vieille Europe
Adieu vieille Europe Que le diable t’emporte, Adieu vieux pays, Pour le ciel si brûlant de l’Algérie Adieu souvenir, notre vie va finir Il nous faut du soleil, de l’espace, Pour redorer nos carcasses. Nous les damnés de la terre entière Nous les blessés de toutes les guerres Nous ne pouvons pas oublier Un malheur, une honte, une femme qu’on adorait. Nous qu’avons...
Foreign Legion Fitness Training
Well the past week I’ve been doing this new training program for the French Foreign Legion, designed by a Caporal Chef for people aspiring to go to FFL Selection at Aubagne. There are some ground rules though: You can always do better, you don’t stop because of pain, you’re only going fast enough when “the sweat is running down your face and stinging your eyes”. ...
apparently webuyanycar.com has crashed after a million enquiries from Japan about Toyotas, Nissans and Mitsubishis with some light water damage
Lettuce?……FUCK YOUR LETTUCE!!!!
Anonymous asked: Awwh go on, tell us the special persons name.
Well here goes...
Well recently I’ve come to a decision: nut’s to going to the priesthood, nuts to staying in the UK as it’s all utter bollocks. Instead I’m getting my fitness back and to higher than it’s EVER been before then travelling to Paris to enlist in The French Foreign Legion: 2eme Régiment étranger d’infanterie. So far the training is going well and the program was...